La kulan kooxda Spartans (La Kulanka Spartans) 2008

Tani waa Sparta!

Comedy.

"Waa in la ogaadaa" Spartans ", oo ah mid ka mid ah bandhusters ugu dambeeyay iyo bandhigyada TV-ga caan ka ah, waxay ahayd sida waalan maaddaama guud ahaan suuragal tahay in la qiyaaso - Paris Hilton iyo Britney Spears ee Ceelka Dhimashada maaha wax ugu yareeya halkan.

Agaasimaha: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Zeltser
Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Didrich Bader, ...

Ceyrinta codadka qarsoodiga ah ee aan la ilaawi karin Waxaan ku guuleysan doonaa Gloria Gaynor, 13 (!) Spartans oo qoob ka ciyaara Thermopylae - inay la dagaallamaan ciidanka Xerxes adag. Hadafkiisa Sparta waa jagada xeerarka adag. Haddii ilmuhu ku dhasho cagaar cagaaran, waa la tuurayaa ka soo qulqulaya. Haddii ilmuhu yahay Aasiyan, u sheeg Brad Pitt iyo Angelina Jolie. Haddii haweeney ilmo uur leh ku dhalatay - gadhkeedu yahay iyo caloosha caloosha, waxaa loo soo korayaa sidii dagaal. Ka hor inta aysan Spartans sugin dhiigga iyo ammaanta, Xerxes dufan, hunchback Paris Hilton iyo qaabka ugu badan ee loo yaqaan "Transformer", taas oo kaliya ku adkaysatay filimka.


Horeba bilowga hore, muuqaalka muuqaalka ah ee farriinta calaacalaha ah, oo uu ku jiro King Leonid waa in uu la dagaallamo, wax walbana waa cad yahay. Haddii fiyuucyada kale ee la yiraahdo, "Pandemic Pistons", "Hotheads" iyo xitaa "The Movie Movie", waa nidaamyada daahirinta, dilal aan caadi aheyn oo ka yimid Hollywood-ka, ka dibna "Spartans" waa jahannamada, halkaas oo filimada iyo warbaahinta , sida Paris Hilton, ka dib geeridii. Halkan waxaa lagu ciqaabay jinniyo yaryar, ma aha markii ugu dambeeyay oo ay yihiin agaasimayaasha sawirada Jason Friedberg iyo Aaron Zeltser, kuwaas oo horey u toogtay "Cinwaanka aadka loo yaqaan" Epilom "iyo" Thrill ".

Waxay sameeyaan iyada oo aan nacayb aheyn, oo ay u badan tahay xitaa jacayl - sidaas dhakhtar qalliin ah ayaa ka hadli kara ku saabsan burooyinka jirka ee bukaanka buka. Dhibaatada (haddii ay dhibaato jirto halkan oo dhan) waa in labadaba ay yihiin kuwo baqdin ah sida canaries oo ku nool ecstasy. Faransiiska iyo hoggaamiyeyaasha bandhiga tv-ga caanka ah, Paris Hilton waxay u muuqataa in ay ka muuqato buro qallafsan iyo lafo-gacmeed - cawaaqibka xabsiga, ee ku taal gadaaladda boqoradda Spartan (carmen thrashan Carmen Electra) Borat "iyo soo saaraha xayawaanku -waxaa ka imanaya" Borat "Ken Davitian oo ka muuqda doorka Xerxes.

Laakiin Friedberg iyo Zeltser ayaa ah kuwo miyir la'aan ah sababtoo ah xad-dhaafkooda - marka laga reebo, sida duufaanta, "Our Best Film" ayaa soo ururiyay lacag aad u wanaagsan, oo abuurayaashana looma yeedhin bini-aadanimo. Waa uun in aysan jirin jimicsi - asxaabtiisa oo aan iska indho-tirin dunidii ka soo baxday qashin qubka, sida riwaayadda filimka, sannadkii ka dambeeyayna waxaa lagu qasbay in ay daawadaan wax kasta oo tiyaataro ah, iyo fiidkii, guriga soo socda - daawashada xaaskiisa oo ah bandhig tifaftiran. "Waxaa jira dumar kaliya ee adduunka ah ee aad ku kalsoon tahay, Leonid," xaaskiisa ayaa u sheegta daraasad. "Oprah ...", - wuxuu necbahay ogaaday.

Filimkan lama soo bandhigin cambaareynta Mareykanka ka hor inta aan la heynin, ka baqdinta qarxinta bambada. Ka dib xafladdii, bogga loogu talagalay faallooyinka ku saabsan filimka imdb wuxuu si buuxda u buuxsamay farriimo farriimo ah oo ka bilawday ereyada "Tani waa ficil filimkii ugu xumaa ee aan abid arko." Maaha wax la yaab leh, waxaa jira wax badan oo iyaga ka mid ah - oo leh miisaaniyad ah 18 milyan, filimku wuxuu kordhay 34 milyan. Aargoosiga waa macaan, oo aargoosiga saarayaasha saaran waa mid ixtiraam leh, laakiin maya yara yara hadal "Ka warhaynta Spartans," filimyada iyo bandhigyada telefishanka ee liidata - gaar ahaan.

Haddii aad u tagto filimkan, filimka, filimka soo dejiya ee filimka ku leh filimkan kaas ama tan kaftan lagu qaado, bisad caydhu waxay ku dhacdaa sanduuqa sandman ee Sandman, iyo Transformer waxaa lagu googooyaa xadhigga ku dhegsan giraanta, marnaba kuma qoslin doontid - ama marka foojignaan soo baxo, ama marka King Leonid uu muujiyo Wookiees - waa wax xun. Midkoodna ma arkeynin dhamaan filimadan, ama aad jeceshahay, ama aad qalad gashay albaabka - "Alexander" Sokurov ayaa ku tusaya qolka ku xiga.